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02 March 2010 @ 04:09 pm
The three purimgifts treat-a-thon fics. Written for daegaer, whose requested fandoms included Good Omens, Tanakh, and who got a crossover of both. Ratings are all gen, and each fic is under 1000 words. Check tags for warnings.

Thanks to roga for the awesome late-night betas, and to lukadron for slamming out stellar art for three nights running. roga is also the one who suggested I do something in the vein of an existing fic of mine, and, well. Apparently I now have a distinct style, and it is called Biblical Vandalism.

Three times Crowley and Aziraphale came face-to-face in the Bible: one win, one loss, and one more-or-less tie.

001: 1 Kings 12:3-15 ; genCollapse )

002: Exodus 7:8-13 ; genCollapse )

003: Esther 6:1-5 ; genCollapse )
26 March 2010 @ 08:03 pm
Team Fortress 2 | Medic/Scout | 4000 words | unbeta'd.

Quick-and-dirty birthday present for miraba, who nine out of ten doctors agree is made of awesome. (And the tenth one is dead, so.) Warning: dub-con. Or rather, warning: Medic. See tags.

ETA: Has now been expanded into a larger fic. Part of the aptly-named FOR SCIENCE series. Still dedicated to miraba. ♥

ETA 2: (EXPERIMENT NO.003) From a chat transcript:
[1/29/2010 11:22:21 PM] miraba: Sounding Is For Science!


EXPERIMENT NO.001Collapse )

EXPERIMENT NO.002Collapse )

EXPERIMENT NO.003Collapse )
02 January 2010 @ 09:09 am
Kings | gen | 10,500 words | beta'd by several.

Written for Yuletide 2009 for momebie, to the prompt: At the end of the series Jack, Michelle and David are all living lives that are drastically different from what they envisioned. How do they cope with their lot in life? And what stories do they tell themselves to get by?

Endless thanks to roga, sabrina_il, rougewinter, thedeadparrot and nekopyo for the incredible and exacting beta jobs, ideas, comments and frequent brainstorming. All mistakes are definitely mine. See tags for warnings. This is my longest piece of fiction to date, and I'm not sure how it happened, but, uh. I think I'm glad it did?


In the beginning, after the end.Collapse )
01 November 2009 @ 08:09 pm
Translation | 500 words | poetry | unbeta’d.

Updating after an extended period of hiatus! (No, I haven’t forgotten my earlier prompts—mea culpa, mea culpa.) This is a translation of a Hebrew song which had been playing incessantly in my head for the last two days; enough that I felt I wanted to share it with y’all. I have uploaded my humble attempts at an English rendition here, for your viewing pleasure. Historical notes, general explanations, and links are below.

A brief historical background.Collapse )

Made In Israel

An ode to the local product.Collapse )

Song downloadable @ Mediafire
Video clip @ Youtube.
Hebrew lyrics @ Shironet.

Comments and notes.Collapse )
noise: Arik Einstein - Made In Israel
19 June 2009 @ 11:31 pm
Earlier this week I opened a Kings drabble meme, to celebrate the show's return. This is an archive post for all the resulting drabbles—well, the ones I wrote, anyway. Ratings, pairings, and length will vary—check tags for warnings. Welcome back, Kings, for whatever it's worth. :D

gen jack, michelle, silas, stuck with a flat tire.
jack/joseph clandestine ; breakfast.
jack/david surprises ; full house at the farm ; jealousy.

Jack/David: surprisesCollapse )

Jack/Joseph: clandestineCollapse )

Jack/David: at David's family farm; full houseCollapse )

Jack/David: jealousyCollapse )

Jack/Joseph: breakfastCollapse )

Jack, Michelle, Silas: stuck with a flat tireCollapse )
07 June 2009 @ 01:44 pm


No, seriously, you guys, thank you so much. Oh my god! This is quite possibly one of the best things that have happened to me in recent and not-so-recent times, and it's been so much fun having you around, I feel like it's some kind of milestone. To the magnificent bastards who've been here since the start, and to the new guys who've just joined, thank you all! I'm really glad you're enjoying yourself, because I am too, ridiculously so.

And now, especially since I've just finished four days of hideously intensive test-cramming from hell, I think we're all due a little celebration.


24 May 2009 @ 10:42 am
Star Trek XI | Spock/Kirk/Uhura | 4000 words | beta'd by roga.

Yet again, inspired by and dedicated to sabrina_il, with apologies for driving her slightly crazy. Warning: borderline dubcon. Post-movie. Thanks to roga for the magnificent beta.

Laws of Motion

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.Collapse )
16 April 2009 @ 02:03 am
Megaman X | gen | WIP | 1500 words | AU | beta'd by miarr.

nekopyo: So, hey, I've been thinking about writing a Megaman X fic.
miarr: YES WRITE IT.
nekopyo: Well, I wrote it.
miarr: YES POST IT.
nekopyo: Can I post it at your journal?
miarr: YES GIVE IT—wait, what?

SO NOW I AM A FREE HOSTEL, GUYS. Written by the amazing nekopyo, whom I would not normally sponsor except his writing is, in fact, totally awesome. Professional jealousy, I can has it! Guess the crazy writer genes run in the family.

From the author: Ha ha. A prequel of sorts for a Megaman X AU bouncing around in my head. Takes place vaguely after the X4 game; hints at original characters. Still a work in progress. Thanks to miarr for hosting, though at what price...

Prelude in G

It was named the ‘Tower of Genesis’, because any building so big and so important deserved a biblical reference.Collapse )
14 April 2009 @ 06:02 pm
Original | WIP | 2500 words | burn | unbeta'd.

For nekopyo, in continuation to the purimgifts treat-a-thon. The prompt was original verse, military-centric, hang the word count. Still a work in progress, liable to change. ILU BRO. ♥

To: Kovylkino

It started as a typical overnight trip, just dead hours whiled away freezing their asses off inside the transport truck, the last one in a long line driving into the Russian night, everyone cranky from lack of sleep and the cold.Collapse )
06 April 2009 @ 12:42 pm
The three purimgifts treat-a-thon fics, courtesy of all_my_fandoms and roga. Written for valeriev84, who asked for Numb3rs, nothing adult. Ratings are in the mild zone, fics are a mix of gen or canon het, and word counts are all exactly 1000. Thanks to kassie_opia for the awesome betas!

Three Purim stories about hamentaschen, mishlochei manot, and celebrating the occasion. For a basic rundown of the Purim holiday tradition, click here.

01: Hamentasching ; genCollapse )

02: The Unsolvable Problem ; genCollapse )

03: On The Sending and Receiving of Unauthorized Gifts During Work Hours ; Don/RobinCollapse )
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